Now Pythons are brilliant and Pythons are brave; They're intelligent, sexy and bright, And as everyone knows, Pythons don't have to shave Although they've been dancing all night. And a Python has never been known to refuse A meal to a down-and-out friend. When in need of an ally, it's best if you choose A Python, who's true to the end. So out-arguing Einstein, and Plato as well Is what a young Python does best, When not cordon-bleu cooking or casting a spell. A Python does not wear a vest. A Python for Parliament? She'll get my vote: I'm sure that the time is quite ripe. It's not true that the Python who's wrapped round my throat Is making me write all this tripe.